Potter Potty

ACCIO POOPSHOES!

Toilet humor

Being there when this happens is both number 1 and 2 on my list of things to do today.

This was in Home Depot, pretty as you please.

Life is Boring

But just add a mustache and tiger stripes and BLAM!!!! Excitement city!

This is Sparta ('s filthy bathroom)

Caution: Floor wet (with BLOOOOODDDDD!!!)

Priority Seating

Priority seating for people who poo together.

That's MISTER Asshole to you!

Don't Hate, Castrate

Gives new meaning to the term "severance package".

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!!

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!!

Before and after

Note to self: different is not always better.

Desk

Not a desk. TOILET.

Deuce Equis

The Most Interesting Shit in the World

Smart Graffiti

This is a message from the smartest gang on the streets today, the Brain Surgeons. If you solve the equation correctly, you're in the gang. If not, they give you a lobotomy with a broken glass bottle.

File under: Stupid AWESOME!

This is the best wall of all the walls that there are. Great Wall of China eat your heart out!
(Photo courtesy of Eric Smith, www.ericsmithrocks.com)

Nude Native American Woman with vomiting fish

There's no credit for the butterface who modeled for this mural, but I'd guess her name
was Makes Fish Puke, and if it wasn't, it should be. Funny, it's usually fish that make ME puke.

Hookers Hop on Pop

Sure, who doesn't want to look at a mural of some streetwalkers popping a squat on what appears to be a couch stolen from the Lorax's treehouse. I know I do.