That's MISTER Asshole to you!

Don't Hate, Castrate

Gives new meaning to the term "severance package".

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!!

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!!

Before and after

Note to self: different is not always better.

Desk

Not a desk. TOILET.

Deuce Equis

The Most Interesting Shit in the World

Smart Graffiti

This is a message from the smartest gang on the streets today, the Brain Surgeons. If you solve the equation correctly, you're in the gang. If not, they give you a lobotomy with a broken glass bottle.