True Blood of Christ

I can't decide whether to make a gay joke or a vampire joke. Since the two are so closely related these days, I'll see if I can do one of each.

This guy was trying to nail Jesus, but it ended up being the other way around

OR

When you drink the blood of Christ, and he wants it back.

Angry Birds: Star Wars Edition: Stickers Edition

One child's very creative use of stickers.

The most gangster of all apples

They have a feud with the Bloods oranges

In memory of

You know how some people memorialize their deceased friends and relatives with a nice plaque on a donated park bench? Yah, this is nothing like that.

This metal chair, in loving memory of someone we didn't really give a shit about.

Hidden Message Ranch

THIS MEANS NOT WELCOME (to Hidden Valley, apparently)

Potter Potty

ACCIO POOPSHOES!

Toilet humor

Being there when this happens is both number 1 and 2 on my list of things to do today.

This was in Home Depot, pretty as you please.